Kapampangan Jokes 5

KAPAMPANGAN

Teacher: Talagang ikayu bobu kayu pambansang bayani mu eye balo!!!?
Teacher: Atin kung pagawa kekayung assignment gawan ye keng bale!!!
Student1: Kapilan Mita pu pass mam
Teacher: Bukas mismu dapat gawan ye!
Student1: O sige pu nanu ya pu ing assignment
Teacher: mamye kayung atlung bayani ning keka tamung pilipinas Pasye alang ginawang assignment yang tikdo at yang mananser KUHA NYO?
All student: YES MA'M

KINABUKASAN

Teacher: Good morning...
All student: Good morning mam
Teacher: Ok get your assignment notebook now...
Student1: Pare nanu ya ita?
Student2: Itang assignment tamu pre
Student1: Nanu ya pin ita???
Student2: Itang atlung bayani
Student1: Ha ITA!??
Student2: Bakit Pare ala kang assignement? AROOO!!!?
Teacher: Pamu-pamu balamu kulang lareng notebuk pilan kayu wari?
Student3: 47 pu mam...
Teacher: Kulang lang adwang notebuk 45 lamu!
Student3: Absent yapu itang metung
Teacher: Ninu ita?
Student3: I sipunan pu mam
Teacher: Ninu ita New Classmate?
Student4: Ali pu i gori mu pu...
Teacher: O Ninanu ya?
Student4: Sisipun ya pu kanu
Teacher: Ah... O itang Metung ninu ita?
Student4: Tabalu pu eneman pu absent sasalikut ya!
Teacher: mmm... tikdo na ka ken!
Student1: Yaku pu mam
Teacher: A Ika ok mamye kang atlung bayani eka luluk-luk angat eme a sagut
Student1: ala ku pung balu mam.
Teacher: Nang ala Eka luluk-luk angat eka meka sagut
Student1: Metung namu pu mam pls....
Teacher: O sige pero king tutuki ali na ah....
Student1: Opu mam!
Teacher: O sige ninu ya???
Student1: I Kapitan Barbel pu!

TAGALOG


Teacher: Talagang kayo mga  bobu kayo pambansang bayani lang hindi niyo pa alam!!!?
Teacher: May ipapagawa ako sa inyong assignment gawin ninyo sa bahay!!!
Student1: Kailan namin po ipapass mam?
Teacher: Bukas mismo dapat gawin ninyo!
Student1: O sige po ano po yung assignment
Teacher: magbigay kayung tatlong bayani nang ating pilipinas Kapag walang gumawang assignment siya ang tatayo at siya ang sasagot KUHA NYO?
All student: YES MA'M

KINABUKASAN

Teacher: Good morning...
All student: Good morning mam
Teacher: Ok get your assignment notebook now...
Student1: Pare ano yon?
Student2: Yung assignment natin pre...
Student1: Ano nga yun???
Student2: Yungatlung bayani
Student1: Ha YON??
Student2: Bakit Pare wala kang assignement? ALAAAA!!!?
Teacher: Sandale sandale parang kulang ang mga notebuk ilan ba kayo?
Student3: 47 po mam...
Teacher: Kulang nang dalawang notebuk 45 lang!
Student3: Absent po yung isa
Teacher:  Sino yon??
Student3: Si sipunan po mam
Teacher: Sino yon New Classmate?
Student4: Hindi po mam si gori lang po...
Teacher: O Napano siya?
Student4: Sinisipon daw po
Teacher: Ah... O yung Isa sino yon?
Student4: Ewan po hindi naman po absent nagtatago po siya!
Teacher: mmm...tayo ka jan!
Student1: Ako po mam
Teacher: A Ikaw ok magbigay kang tatlong bayani wag kang uupo hangat hindi mo sinasagota
Student1: wala po akong alam mam...
Teacher: Anong wala wag kang uupo hangat hindi ka sumasagot
Student1: Isa na lang po mam...
Teacher: O sige pero sa susunod hindi na ahh....
Student1: Opo mam!
Teacher: O sige sino yon???
Student1: Si Kapitan Barbel po!